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February 21, 2008, 6:42 pm
Filed under: BON VOYAGE

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE – If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up. 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes. 6. Tilt your head up to the sky. 7. Move your lips as if praying…..
8. Then hit this link


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Assuming you have wireless internet on board, which is not yet widely available. You would be well advised to save a local copy of the link, just in case.

Comment by guictx


Mas poderia continuar assim:

9. Probably the the guy starts screaming is lungs out…
10. All the crew will panic… as the rest of the passengers…
11. If you are lucky and the plane doesn’t crash due to the panic, you’ll get arrested and you’ll spend endless hours trying to explain to the police that is was just a simple joke…
12. And if you are really lucky… you don’t win a free trip to Guantanamo… without wireless…

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Comment by Luism

noon, this is too freaky, especially as im getting on a plane soon!!! now i have extra reasons to say LOTs of things about merpati right before your next r&r…

Comment by Angela

E apedeites?

Comment by mendetiago

Hoje, pela manhã, no café onde diariamente tomo o pequeno almoço, encontrei o ORDEP.
Desnecessário será dizer que foi um óptimo momento para relembrar amigos e outros tempos… Logo combinámos uma jantarada para amanhã à noite. Confesso que foi uma agradável surpresa para começar o dia. Amanhã à noite espero continuar a conversa.
Para os que estão longe, fica a promessa que serão relembrados com muita saudade- tenham o gelo à mão para um provável e súbito aquecimento das orelhas (EHEHEHEHEH!!!)
Gostava de ver o T um dias destes. Meu caro, para quando uma jantarada em Setúbal?
Um grande abraço a todos e votos de um bom trabalho.

Comment by Luism

Sempre disponivel….

Comment by T.

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